The Preacher's Interns....

I cant front , i love my new age social networking tools. The Twitters, Facebooks,and even Myspace when it was a player in the game..But what i am starting to see more and more of, is the Interns...They are everywhere. Trying to spread the mans word. Oh yall still lost?? Im talking about all the preachers helpers, the mouths of god if you let them tell it..I mean for serious, who are you to tell me what i should and shouldnt be doing? Whatchu tryin to kick knowledge??? My favorite social network is Facebook, but i like to call it "The Book of Faces'.. But almost 99% of the time i log on and look at the live status updates of everyone, it never fails...Someone is being gods helper...At least 3 of the post will have something to do with the relationship with God..Now people dont get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with being a child of god and having a religion, but some of you mafukas need to pump ya brakes..Stop, wait and think about it..I was on there earlier today and saw that someone changed their setting to 'In a Relationship". So im like ohhh ok, thats whats up...i go and look at the comments that people have left, cause u know i was trying to be nosey, But guess who that person is in a relationship with????? You guessed it..GOD...lawd have mercy, i almost deleted my own damm page after i saw that..I mean come on man..For serious? Cool...But then you have ones that comment on ya status, like "naw, u dont need to do that, whatchu need to do is build ya relationship with the lord"...Ok delete..Dont need you telling me what i been knowing for a lifetime...Stop, wait and think about it. There are way to many "Preachers Interns out there..And whats funny is ,that more than half of them are the devils own themselves..So take heed and listen to ya own message that you trying to preach..Dont blow that hot air this way...Im good,..and God is good, all the time...Imma end it on this note.. Just because you started going back to church for ya new years resolution and it feels good, dont mean you have to down talk all of us on the internet..Listen to the message that you preach onto others..it might benefit YOU...... In jesus name, we all say....AMEN!!!!

~Asap